The Affirmation of TayTay
"REAL" Lessons on Writing and Getting Rich - (catches the eye, right?)
That's it… I'm changing my Substack into a positive affirmation space. You haven't read crack pot, cult slogans of affirmation until you see what I have in store. “If you write it, they will come.” (it may just take a shit load of time) - (Note to self, remove private thought parentheses, like this one too). A Note I just saw, from a dude, had over 200 likes and all it was, was a positive affirmation that’s been repeated before. Like… how? Let me turn my brain off and shovel affirming care to the masses. It must be all the Medium people (I’m a Medium-ist (swap “race” for “Medium” and you get the gist). I’m so glad I escaped that filthy site of marketers) - (damnit, the parenthesis again). The Medium cancer is spreading. Isn't anyone manning the goddamn gates around here??? Do we just let every “expert” writer (marketer) in to shill their wares and grift upon the artistic? Man those gates. Don't be fooled. There are marketers wearing writers clothing around here and they are hunting prey. Situational awareness is key (Shut up Bone, WE WANT TAYTAY!!!!!!!!!!) Fine.
And as a side “stack” I'm going to be the official home to all things TayTay. That's right. You want TayTay, I'll give you fucking TayTay. TayTay kissing the Chief. TayTay wisdom about being a vindictive child woman at 34 years old. TayTay’s public flight plans so you too can follow her carbon footprint around the globe and celebrate your inner 13 year old. This will be Grand Central TayTay up in here (at least until the feud with Kim K spills over and she sits on TayTay’s face until she can no longer breathe) - (dammit, another parenthesis, got to stop doing that). Welcome to “On The Road Of TayTay”. I might as well change my name now too. I am your host, “The TayTay Affirmation Writer” (doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, nonetheless, it’s the secret sauce to gaining hundreds of thousands of subscribers) - (Stop it. Just STOP it with the parenthesis of quiet thoughts. You know they can read those, right? Well shit.)
It’s still April right? Consider this a belated April Fools Day… whatever this is.
But seriously folks… If I REALLY wanted to sell out, that’s how I would do it.
Thank you. That was incredibly trenchant, which I thoroughly appreciate. I love the parentheses. If you nest them, as in equations, you can really make things crazy.